Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police as to why he was speeding, he said: "l've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house!"
England manager Fabio Capello phoned Wayne Bridge and said: "John Terry's lost the captain's armband. Can you do me a favour and have a good look under your bed for it?"
The England team have voted for John Terry to keep his place in the World Cup squad. With the ban on WAGs travelling to South Africa, no one wants him left behind.
